Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Monday, 27 December 2010

SOMETHING FROM SOMETHING

Something from something I've been working on for a while, more info to come on that soon, it serves as a nice mental refreshment (distraction) from my ultra serious dissertation work.

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

DA WIRE

Last night we watched the last two episodes of The Wire, seeing as I don't think any other blogs have ever praised The Wire I'll say my bit; it is the best thing evah. I'll try my best to keep my hyperbole to a minimum but there is now a void in my life that will never be filled by any woman, TV show, musician or past-time. In a feeble attempt to portray my gratitude to HBO and da boys, here is a drawing of Bunk, who killed it in every single episode from day one.
Goodbye Baltimore, its been a ting.

Saturday, 4 December 2010

GEORGE BUSH DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK AND WHITE DRAWINGS

A drawing to celebrate my week long infatuation with Kanye West, according to superstar illustrator/curator Kyle Dave Platts I really captured his jowls.

Friday, 15 October 2010

TAKE THAT EARTH!

I've spent the last few months honing my skills on illustrator and working on this piece, I've been looking at alot of night club flyers and streetwear designers and trying to get some of that "East" into my work. I dont know if I succeeded really but I'm pretty happy with the final image; its entitled "Lets come together for the Earth because we're not made of ice caps".


Here is a video aswell. It features a guy both on and off a bike.

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

KAPPA DAT

Earth Pain shell suits coming soon.

ANGRY ASS BIRDS

I finished Angry Birds, I got three stars on every level and got a 30 bird killstreak.


Sunday, 26 September 2010

HATE FLEX

I just realised I havent updated my blog in about 3 weeks, to prove that I havent become lazy, here is a drawing that I did a while ago that I deemed not good enough to post at the time.
Bless the Internet Forum Hate Flex.

Friday, 3 September 2010

BAND NAME CASSETTE

These are the finished tapes that I designed for EAB/Philadelphia's BAND NAME. They look pretty rad, stoked that I've finally used my obsessive boglin drawing for good not evil.

In other mild news, check out the DEATHOHHEFFBLOG if you want to read us chatting shit.

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

SKETCHBEERS

Still drinking beer Since always until forever < 3.

Monday, 16 August 2010

THE MOST EVIL BEING EVER SPAWNED

This is basically a repost but I shaded the evil critter in. It makes me shudder every time I look into those eyes, like staring into the very heart of all darkness. In the abyss.

Friday, 23 July 2010

BAND NAME CASSETTE TAPE




These are the finalised designs for an EATABOOKRECORDS tape I'm working on, the tape should be done shortly. Though not if those damn boglins have anything to do with it.

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

EARTH PAIN FOUR


So there it is, in all its obnoxious gratuitious glory, we had an official premiere for it at corsica studios, which is pretty funny, here are all the photos I took.

I only took one photo. It's of Josh. NICE ONE JOSH!

Saturday, 19 June 2010

THREE BLOODY LIONS


I'm going to keep my armchair punditry (armpitry) to a minimum, but BLOODY HELL....

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

A MOMENTUS MOMENT IN KIWI FOOTBALL

I have got way too in to the World Cup this year. I have already racked up about ridiculous hours of match viewing and as far as I can remember I havent seen a game that wasn't a draw. I just watched New Zealand (78th in the Fifa Rankings) draw 1-1 with Slovakia (34th) in one of the most gloriously mediocre games I have ever seen and I enjoyed every minute. Also I have seen Noel Gallagher talk about his mate Del Piero 3 times in 2 days and seen John Travolta sing to Tim K-hole and the rest of the Socceroos.

In a celebration of this month I drew this picture of a Boglin coveting the trophy. The drawing wasn't based on any human man, but as I drew it it reminded me of someone that I just couldn't put my finger on. But then I realised that no real people look like this. . .
(Massive soz for all the links. )

Monday, 14 June 2010

EVEIL

More drawings for the most heinous clothing company in the abyss, nah not really, just some kittens giving it some for satan.


Sunday, 13 June 2010

BRODEM

Happy 18th Birthday to my baby brother, this is a drawing of him now, but made to look like he will in 20 years once the wear of the world has worn him as it has me. May God have mercy on both our sens.

Friday, 11 June 2010

Saturday, 5 June 2010

WAR IS HELL

We've been playing alot of war recently and I've been in a constant state of harrowment for a while (I've pissing through an ACOG scope for a week now), the good thing is, the atrocities of war seem to provide a good background for Bro'ing down. COME ON ENGLAND.


Tuesday, 1 June 2010

FOOTBALLS CUPPING HOME

I havent drawn much recently because I've been too busy slipping, I think this makes up for that, probably the best piece of merchandise I've ever bought, certainly the best thing ever sculpted. Hopefully Capello will see the light and get Gazza in the World Cup Squad. On a related note, Its 20 years since the best song ever was written, away the lads etc.

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Thursday, 6 May 2010

ROBOT UNICORN SUPERDEATH

ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK is a cheeky little bugger of a game, it sucks you in with the promise of fulfilling your dreams, then shoots you down in a blaze of flames when you're reactions are a split second too slow. At first I was pretty rubbish at it, in fact for a few months my below 10,000 scores would be the source of much mirth to my peers as well as the subject of awful nightmares. It was suggested by a friend after one particularly painful night that I should seek aid for my problem, he handed me a rainbow print business card with a phone number on the back. I rang straight away.
The voice on the end of the phone sounded like that of a broken man, yet there was something in his squeaks and coughs that I craved, it was truly the voice of a man who had grasped his dreams. He whispered motivational messages to me as well as technical tips. For example, it is much more beneficial to trigger Z and X with the middle fingers of one's hands than to use a single hand, or god forbid the index finger (LOL).
Slowly my scores began to increase, I advanced from a Beginner to an Amateur in my Sensei's eyes, I learned this was indicated by whether the game was played on Mute or not. (A Beginner plays with the music off, an Amateur can afford to play without the music, while Professionals and Experts play with the song blazing as loud as is possible). There was something hollow about this steady progression that I couldn't put my finger on , though I was getting more stars than ever I felt no closer to reaching my dreams. It dawned on me that maybe I never would.

Until I got this fucking wicked run.

Its so epic and ridiculous I heard that James Cameron is going to make a film of it. That will be sick right?

Saturday, 1 May 2010

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

KRAFTY KAT


I have the most heinous bruise I've ever seen on my hip which is giving me a funny limp and a general disdain for most things. Drawing this man falling off his bike has made me feel better.

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Saturday, 24 April 2010

ANOTHER BLOGLIN POST? COOL!

Earth Pain 3 is ready to drop, as soon as we find somewhere that can host it (youtube claimed it was too buttery ass, vimeo said there was too many hijinks), its pretty sick. Earth Pain 4 will start filming today.

Sunday, 18 April 2010

High Grade Super Potent Blog Post

CASWELL BERRY is the greatest white trash bro ever, here he is in a evil ass black frame.

A drawing of me and Sam, everyday I feel like Jesus fills our souls with love. I want this etched onto a plate to commemorate Earth Pain III, its going to be like Steez Code meets Hesh Law but not as Steezy or as Hesh.

Saturday, 17 April 2010

LADY GWAR GWAR


Lady Gwar Gwar is now flashing bits and writing hits for Earth Pain.STOKED.

Saturday, 10 April 2010

THROWAWAY THATURDAYS

This isn't misc enough so cant be included in Earth Pain 3, and they are just drawings, personally I wouldn't fancy my luck at either of these gaps. Give me the mega ramp or a curb any day.

I might slow down on the boglin posts now.

Friday, 9 April 2010

7INCH NAILS

This is what the 7inches I designed for FYH, they looek pretty cooel. I think you can get one from here I believe. OR go to the release show at the Sunflower Lounge tomorrow.Radicool.

Monday, 5 April 2010

HESHLAW BLUMENTHAL

So I pitched this show to channel 4, its about Heston Blumenthal's lesser famous brother Heshton who was a famous bowl rider back in the day. The long and short of it is that he's trying to get back in the game but keeps slamming hard every time he tries to get footage for Earth Pain. I have proposed that there will only be one joke per episode and it will always be based around eating shit.


*Update*
The people at Channel 4 have agreed to run a series of 6 episodes but they will only show it on Channel4+1, I see this as somewhat of a paradox but have reluctantly agreed.

*Update #2*
The people at Channel 4 have realised that the programme might be based on a single pun, they say they learnt their lesson from Osama Bin Everywhere and will no longer be running shows on the strength of their name. The series has been axed until further notice.

*Update #3*
Channel 4 say they noticed that in the image above he is wearing one hi-top and one lo-top and have offered Heshton a part in the next series of Skins. Alls well that ends well..

Sunday, 4 April 2010

JAWS OF THE BASTARD


Another thing I did for Capsule's Super High Tech Online Zine, for me the drawing is the embodiment of everything wrong about food culture and everything that is rad about sharks.

Saturday, 3 April 2010

LADY GWOK DWOK

This is not really a legit post (and I got a little link happy) but I feel like Katy Perry might be trying a little too hard to be edgy in this picture. I guess its the combo of blue hair, sex face, devil horns and suggestive gunge dripping everywhere. Pff, there is only one heinous spawn of Satanpop jewess for me and she never takes it too far.
*UPDATE,the picture has grown on me quite alot. Here it is immortalised in ink ( I have entitled it Gungey Bitch)



Friday, 26 March 2010

EARTH PAINS

This is pretty much what happens every time I go skating/ a parable about Mongo and Boglins.
I push mongo as fast as I can and try and get my body into the most aerodynamic shape possible.
I then eat shit for some reason or other, lets say hitting a stone, or skidding on an oil slick.
EAT IT HARD.
Then my board falls into the greasy hands of a Boglin who then performs a few tricks and soaks my deck in his heinous stench.
He then snaps and eats my board because he cant stand mongo pushers. This happens to me every day.




SOME OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT IT IS ALL BASED ON FACT

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

KING OF MISC

Some stuff that's been hanging around for a while, gathering dust, losing relevance and generally sucking pretty hard.

Incidentally I am heading back to Stratford today, i cant wait to see the real life embodiment of this drawing above in Bureau. HEY LOVE, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE CHASE AND RASCAL SONG CAN YOU WATCH MY VK'S WHILE I GO GET ROWDY CHEERS THANKS BYE.
BLOG OR DIE