Monday, 22 February 2010

GREEBO WATERCOLOUR CHALLENGE

This is the basis for the 7inch I'm designing for FYH, 4/5 of their songs on the release have swear words in the title and they are probably all going to hell.

YES I

YEAH I MADE A CAKE, SO?

Screen shot of a drawing I did for Blade Runner Futuristic Super Online Zine Capsule , I have another one in the next issue that is of an equal level of gnar.
xx

Sunday, 14 February 2010

BLATANTLY SHOPPED

This is going to be Sams pro deck when he gets onto Anti Hero.

Friday, 12 February 2010

SOMETHING HELLA JAZZY

Potential T shirt designs for EAT A BOOK, The first one is pretty shit because i ran out of room to draw the organ, but he has the best steez I've ever drawn.


YES I

BRAINSTORM

All my mates keep going on about how much they love brain, I don't really get it.
This one is part of my long running creative relationship with FYH/Eat A Book, I need to design a suitably gnarly 7" cover, something like this maybs. MY BLOGGER IS GOING MAD SO THIS IS A HYPERLINK. WHAT A MIND FUCK.


Wednesday, 10 February 2010

MINDBOOK

The new facebook homepage is a complete mindfuck, although when ive got my free AIR MAC i'll be able to view it on Safari and it will all be bless.

BLOG POST (SKREAM REMIX)

"Hey man theres an eviction party five minutes away in a mansion tonight with free beers and brain on tap."
"That sounds sick lets have a look"
"Oh hang on, it says there is DJs all night"
"Shit... what are they playing?"
"....Oh Shit... looks like we're gonna have to stay in and peel eachothers skin off after all"


Nice one for ruining partys forever Dubstep.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

CATHARSIS LOLS

Anyone who has hung out with me in the past few months will know that I've not been quite myself, I have been frequently having panic attacks and have been off my food pretty bad. There has been something weighing on my mind with such dense potency that I have barely been able to sleep or even leave my bed. I have spoken to FRANK and my College Counsellor and neither of them knew what to do, I considered turning to Islam but after reading the Quran front to back it left me more bewildered than before, and that is pretty fucking bewildered.
It dawned on me in the past few days that there was really only one thing that I could do, and that was to tackle my demons head on. There is only so long that a person can feel sorry for themselves for before it gets a little self indulgent, in my case I stretched this out for about 6 weeks longer than is generally considered acceptable. I spent hours and hours compiling lists about why what happened wasn't my fault. Ultimately I was fooling myself.
After filing for extenuating circumstances for my next assessment at HELLSMERE SCHOOL OF ART AND CRIME I chose to lock myself in my room with a pen and paper with no exit until I had made my wrongs right..
I have found it easier to talk about in recent days, though I am still more comfortable putting my thoughts in writing . I can think of only a few moments in my life where I have reflected on my actions and been shocked and appalled, it really made me question everything...
The moment in question I am referring to happened on the 18th of January I believe, I was asked by a good friend to draw Captain Richard Sharpe and what flowed from my pen was not the rugged northern charms of one of television's finest characters but the liquid shit of Satan himself. There are to be no excuses for what I drew that night and I apologise to everyone who has had to see the image in question. I have decided against destroying the heinous portrait for reasons maybe only I can truly understand, after all, if it ever got out into the outside world I would surely suffer much trepidation at the hands of my peers and the rest of the world. I would at least lose my sponsorship from Daler Rowney.
So it is today that I can finally present my first drawing of Sharpe that doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out, flatten them onto the soles of my shoe and stamp repeatedly on my nerve endings until all feeling has gone all the while being repeatedly hung until dead.
Maybe I wont burn in hell for all eternity after all.



Actually that ones pretty shit too.

Friday, 5 February 2010

SILLY DRAWINGS FOR GMAM

My good friend Guy does a real course in Sound Engineering where you learn about real things, like how Reverb is another word for distortion and the difference between valve amplification and other sorts (there isnt one). He asked me to do some drawings to liven up one of his presentations about Bass Acoustics or something (which is odd because you cant get acoustic basses :P) so I did these whilst a few G&Ts down..












MEGALOLS