This is pretty much what happens every time I go skating/ a parable about Mongo and Boglins.I push mongo as fast as I can and try and get my body into the most aerodynamic shape possible.
I then eat shit for some reason or other, lets say hitting a stone, or skidding on an oil slick.
EAT IT HARD.
Then my board falls into the greasy hands of a Boglin who then performs a few tricks and soaks my deck in his heinous stench.
He then snaps and eats my board because he cant stand mongo pushers. This happens to me every day.
SOME OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT IT IS ALL BASED ON FACT