Friday, 26 March 2010

EARTH PAINS

This is pretty much what happens every time I go skating/ a parable about Mongo and Boglins.
I push mongo as fast as I can and try and get my body into the most aerodynamic shape possible.
I then eat shit for some reason or other, lets say hitting a stone, or skidding on an oil slick.
EAT IT HARD.
Then my board falls into the greasy hands of a Boglin who then performs a few tricks and soaks my deck in his heinous stench.
He then snaps and eats my board because he cant stand mongo pushers. This happens to me every day.




SOME OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT IT IS ALL BASED ON FACT

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

KING OF MISC

Some stuff that's been hanging around for a while, gathering dust, losing relevance and generally sucking pretty hard.

Incidentally I am heading back to Stratford today, i cant wait to see the real life embodiment of this drawing above in Bureau. HEY LOVE, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE CHASE AND RASCAL SONG CAN YOU WATCH MY VK'S WHILE I GO GET ROWDY CHEERS THANKS BYE.
BLOG OR DIE

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

THE ABYSS

I was researching Google Street View for an essay and came across the Abyss.

Don't go there, its where Boglins live.

Monday, 8 March 2010

ALCOLOLISM

Click the picture above to see some drawings I did for an article on High Percentage Alcohol. For the record I find a Kestrel goes particularly well with some cheap cigars, a game of cards and some Dre. But no, those days are well behind me, drunken regret coupled with a mouth like an ashtrays arsehole doesn't make for an enjoyable hangover. Its all about Holsten Pils and hungover sessions these days.

I haven't drawn anything in ages and have thus been caught slipping. Shit.

Saturday, 6 March 2010

SWINE MERCH 2

EAT A BOOK Tshirt . Comes in XXXL for Beefy Boys.