Basically this is based on a true story of some of my mates that hit the sales."I bought this tshirt, not realising that it would transport my torso into a watery abyss.."
"I got this Tshirt from matalan, but when I put it on I realised that it led to a Black hole"
"I got this matching t shirt, cap and dog anorak earlier not realising that they all contained little portals into a nuclear armageddon"
Get well soon everyone.